109 New Pirate video
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Okay, so maybe this isn't realistic. I mean, with the tile floor and Keurig in the background, and Jackie "Perky Boobs" being captured by Johnny! Hee! Hee! But, we'll go with it. Johnny has used a lot of rope and some dwarves, I think, to tie me to this pole. He had to have some help to wrap the rope around me this many times. At least, he has gone easy on me and given me a cleave gag rather than the awful bit gag. I don't think I'll be able to make it much longer like this, though. Every time I tap around on my boots, I'm afraid I'll pull the trigger. And, nobody wants that to happen!!!
Only 17 more followers on Twitter til I reach 4000! Look for me to post a pic tomorrow when my friend, Mel, comes to visit!