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It's hard to find good help these days... Especially when the job requirements are to serve food while arms tied behind your back, sponge gagged, on roller skates and serving tray attached that you must not tip over. But, hey, I figured I would give it a shot! How hard could it be?!?! I find out pretty quickly when I work my first day at the diner. When Johnny, the manager, has finally had enough of my misdemeanors (I XXXX over the food more than once and managed to drool in someone's coffee an impressive 32 times) it's time for some discipline. Lucky for me, I like this kind of discipline. To slow down the stream of drool, Johnny changes to a cleave gag and then hoists me on the counter and hog ties me while I am still wearing my roller skates. This is a regular occurence at the diner. I just never thought it would be me tied up and ogled on the counter. Hope my skates don't tip me over!
I have some great ideas for my impending bonus update...and I know you're going to like what I have in mind.....Now if I could just find time to film it. :)