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Welcome to my Diner! The food? Meh...The atmosphere? Meh... The service? Meh... The management? Meh...The waitresses? Wow!!!!!! That's right! We have ONE thing going for us. And, it's enough to keep business skating along....The waitresses! I personally serve customers myself. And, I don't just walk the burgers and fries out slowly in typical southern fashion. Oh no! I'm on roller skates, arms tied behind my back, ball gagged, and my serving tray is buckled in place. All I can do is bring the orders out and hope they don't fall off the tray and I don't drool in their food. It's become a real concern. Of course, the main show here happens after I have dropped fries and burgers for a few hours. Johnny likes to discipline me in front of the customers...and what do you think happens? Yup! Hog tie on the serving counter while I am still wearing those heavy skates! Uggghhhh! It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it! Aren't you glad I do?
I finally have reached my goal of 4000 followers on Twitter and 1000 followers on Tumblr! Guess I have to make good on my promise for a special bonus update now. Hmmmmm..... :) Look for it soon!