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Ahhhhh...it's my favorite night on a cruise: formal night. I have the luxury of getting dressed up in my shiny best and catching all the wayward glances. And, I do not mind buying a new dress for just this purpose. Tonight, I put on a satiny, long, pale blue dress with garter belt, stockings, and silver gem-studded high heels. I curl my hair and apply my make-up flawlessly. But, we all know what that means. I am going to be captured and held hostage in my cabin until I can demonstrate being a little less sexy. Anyway, Johnny proceeds to tie me, in the balcony window, in a strict ball tie with rope and adds a leather panel gag to keep me from protesting too loudly. When he finally unties me, dinner is over and there aren't as many people dressed up around the ship. I think Johnny is just trying to keep all the other wives from becoming jealous. ;)