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Today is a beautiful day, so Johnny and I go for a bike ride along some old railroad tracks in a wooded area. I keep telling Johnny that I needed to stop for some water and a snack. I mean, we're not in a race against time! This is a long bike ride. When he finally allows me to take a break, Johnny figures no one will notice if he secures me to a tree on the side of the trail. Wearing a red t-shirt, jean shorts and sneakers, Johnny pulls hand cuffs and a bandanna out of his backpack. I don't recall hand cuffs being part of the necessary biking accoutrements. Before I have a chance to run, he cuffs my wrists around the tree and uses the bandanna to give me an effective cleave gag. Don't want to alert any other trail riders to my predicament. Finally, he decides I am slowing him down just a little too much, so he takes off and vows to untether me once he makes it back to my spot on the trail. I better keep mum, so I don't draw too much attention.